i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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