I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat