do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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