They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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