So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
This beer is not sobering me up at all
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Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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