...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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