Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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