Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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