i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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