Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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