I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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