Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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