At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
time to smoke my breakfast
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
They are going to name an STD after you.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize
