I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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