so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
false alarm. still invincible.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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