What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
