sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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