like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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