Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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