are you still at the devil's house?
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
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