why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
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