He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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