On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
