I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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