My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
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