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I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
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