if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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