wake up i wanna do it froggy style
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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