i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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