You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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