around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
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