Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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