Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
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