You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
this is an emotional support booty call
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tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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