do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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