omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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