What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i would one night stand the shit outta him
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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