I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
