She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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