Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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