Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
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