I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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