Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
splinters make it hard to masturbate
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
She needs sedatives and a leash
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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