She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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