It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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