Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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