hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
As shirtless as possible
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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