Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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