Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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