Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
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if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
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