He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
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I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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