Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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