Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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