There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just blew my weed a kiss
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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