Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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