Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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